katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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fruklover27:

gadreels-meatsuit:

super-hoopla-ck:

Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it

And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES

Was that Tobuscus

mapsontheweb:

Countries that prefer instant coffee over fresh-brewed

mapsontheweb:

Countries that prefer instant coffee over fresh-brewed

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

traceexcalibur:

wecansexy:

sometimes i remember 

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and i cant stop laughing to myself

my favourite line comes right after that

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johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

princestingy:

ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote

beginner: asserting that characters are lesbians when there's canon evidence suggesting this is the case
intermediate: asserting that characters are lesbians when there's no particular canon evidence of this
advanced: asserting that characters are lesbians when canon claims that they're dudes